So, I've never played a Harvest Moon game before. I've played the closely-related Rune Factory, from 1-5, as well as Stardew Valley and Fields of Mistria, so I decided to try out Harvest Moon while waiting for the next FoM update. I figured DS would have been a good first start, since the Witch Princess is cute and the biggest complaint I could find online was that it was "too similar to Friends of Mineral Town," which should be just fine since I've never played FoMT.
I feel like I probably should have though.
I have no idea who any of these people are, but they apparently know me, and apparently I tried to hit the mayor with a hammer before, so keeping with that track-record I let my dog maul him. The controls feel REALLY weird compared to Rune Factory, and it took me a while to even find out how to use a hoe, and I keep passing out from exhaustion because I can't see my stamina meter, nor can I see my "relationships" with the townspeople.
So what I'm trying to ask is...What's going on? Where am I? Who am I? How do I Harvest Moons? And if I can't marry the cute witch, can I at least bed that guy who look like a mad scientist? 'Cause he looks funny