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Long Interval

LONG INTERVAL
Oh. [Player]. It's you. It's been a long time.
You'd better not be avoiding me just because I use you as a test subject for my magic!

PLAYER_DOWN
So you collapsed yesterday? Boy, you mortals are wussy! You should take a page from my book! I've got endless energy! ♪

Town Upgrade

KITCHEN
I'm surprised you got that kitchen so clean without using any magic. You helped them out with it, too, even though you don't live here. Ugh! You're such a softie.

BONFIRE
The bonfire looks a little different, doesn't it.
It's still plain, but it does look a little better, at least. Not a bad job. You do good work, for a mortal.

INN
What, doesn't the inn look nicer now? I did notice it looked a little different, I guess. But I didn't notice until you pointed it out. If you had to redecorate the place, why not go all- out?
If you want, I can use my magic to make it look extra special! ...Hey! You didn't have to shake your head that fast!

PIER
Is that a half-finished bridge on the beach now? Or is it supposed to be a really long diving board? What, it's neither? Then why do people jump off of it into the sea?

Collaboration

FOOD
I hear you collaborated with the grocer to make a new spice mix.
Why am I only hearing about this now? You should've come to me first thing! I have the perfect magical powders to make all kinds of really awesome spice mixes!

TEA
Is it me, or is the twins' cafe looking more lively now? What, the new dish you helped them make is popular? So it's called "pho," huh? Interesting.

DRESS
I hear you helped to make a special set of clothes.
Why don't you ever come to me with interesting things like that?! Are you deliberately avoiding me?

Weather

WESTOWN_SUNNY_SPRING
<YAAAWN> I'm sleepy. ...Hey! Take a hint! I said I'm sleepy, so go get a bed for me!

WESTOWN_RAIN_SPRING
Ooh, I just love this weather! It's dank and it's dark and it's damp! Just perfect for witches!

WESTOWN_SNOW_SPRING
Brrr! I'm cold. [Player], stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm!
EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!

WESTOWN_SUNNY_SUMMER
Ugh! Who said it was okay to be this hot out?! [Player]! Stop standing there like a stick. There. Fan me. More! C'mon, move those arms!

WESTOWN_RAIN_SUMMER
Now, then, where are all my froggies hiding? I'm going to go find a whole bunch!

WESTOWN_SNOW_SUMMER
Brrr! I'm cold. [Player], stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm!
EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!

WESTOWN_SUNNY_AUTUMN
It's so dry out today. My throat is as parched as the desert. [Player]! Get me something to drink!

WESTOWN_RAIN_AUTUMN
What beautiful dark and dank weather. Today's the perfect day to practice my magic!

WESTOWN_SNOW_AUTUMN
Brrr! I'm cold. [Player], stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm!
EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!

WESTOWN_SUNNY_WINTER
At least it's a little less cold when the weather is clear like this. It's still COLD, but a little less.

WESTOWN_RAIN_WINTER
What beautiful dark and dank weather. Today's the perfect day to practice my magic!

WESTOWN_SNOW_WINTER
Brrr! I'm cold. [Player], stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm!
EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!

TSUYUKUSA_SUNNY_SPRING
I don't hate sunny weather, I just like the rain and dampness way better.

TSUYUKUSA_RAIN_SPRING
Rain, rain, stay the day! ♪ Rain, rain, never go away! ♪ Ah, dark and dank weather always puts me in such a good mood.

TSUYUKUSA_SNOW_SPRING
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

TSUYUKUSA_SUNNY_SUMMER
It's sunny out, but for some reason, this town feels lots more humid than mine does.

TSUYUKUSA_RAIN_SUMMER
No matter how much it rains, I never get wet! I use my magic to make all the raindrops dodge me!

TSUYUKUSA_SNOW_SUMMER
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

TSUYUKUSA_SUNNY_AUTUMN
[Player], don't you think a nice and sunny day like this is the perfect day to be my guinea pig for a new spell?

TSUYUKUSA_RAIN_AUTUMN
Boy, today sure is rainy! Now hold still so I can use you as a guinea pig for-- Hey! Where are you going?!

TSUYUKUSA_SNOW_AUTUMN
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

TSUYUKUSA_SUNNY_WINTER
Brrr! It's cold. Cold, cold, cold, COLD! Geez, [Player]! How many times must I say it before you take a hint? Get me something warm!

TSUYUKUSA_RAIN_WINTER
Boy, today sure is rainy! Now hold still so I can use you as a guinea pig for-- Hey! Where are you going?!

TSUYUKUSA_SNOW_WINTER
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

LULUKOKO_SUNNY_SPRING
It's only spring, but already it's hot. Isn't there anything somebody can do about that? Just thinking of summer is making me sweat.

LULUKOKO_RAIN_SPRING
Dessie asked me to teach her my rain-blocking spell. I was bored anyway, so I decided to be nice and show her. But not only did she mess it up, she messed it up so badly, she summoned a waterfall of rain right on top of ME! Ugh! How many times does she have to get it wrong before she gets it right? She's so bad at this!

LULUKOKO_SNOW_SPRING
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

LULUKOKO_SUNNY_SUMMER
Ick. In weather this hot and sunny, my pearly white skin might burn. Maybe I'll cast a spell to make it rain all day.

LULUKOKO_RAIN_SUMMER
At last. Rain. It's even cooled things down a little. Today is a perfect day.

LULUKOKO_SNOW_SUMMER
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

LULUKOKO_SUNNY_AUTUMN
Did you know UV rays are actually stronger in fall than they are in summer? So it's easier to get sunburned now.
Well, easier for you mortals, anyway. I cast a spell to keep my pearly white skin perfectly pale and protected.

LULUKOKO_RAIN_AUTUMN
On a day this nice and rainy, something good just has to happen!

LULUKOKO_SNOW_AUTUMN
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

LULUKOKO_SUNNY_WINTER
Winter is so much nicer and warmer here, isn't it? Personally, I rather like it here.

LULUKOKO_RAIN_WINTER
On a day this nice and rainy, something good just has to happen!

LULUKOKO_SNOW_WINTER
Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.

TYPHOON
Wow, [Player]. You sure have to be a doofus to go outside in weather like this!
Huh? You'll go straight home? Wh-Wha?! N- No! Wait! It's, uh... It's dangerous! Yeah, that's it. Stay here for a while. At least until the worst is over, got it? And it's not because I'm scared of storms! I'm a Witch! We love this kind of--
Eeeeek! Th-Thunder! A-Anyway, you stay right here, understood?!

HEAVYSNOW
It's snowing really hard out there. And you actually went out in that? Hmph. If you get hurt, don't come crying to me.

Time

MORNING_TALK_00
Morning, [Player]. You sure are awake early today. How can you have that much energy at this hour?

MORNING_TALK_01
<YAAAWN> Nnn, so sleepy. Witches aren't morning people.

MAN_AFTERNOON_TALK_00
Oh. [Player]. I thought I heard someone making a racket outside. So it was you.
If you have that much energy, surely you won't mind letting me experiment with a few spells on you. Right?

MAN_AFTERNOON_TALK_01
You came all the way here just to greet me for the day? You're a good mortal, [Player]. I compliment you.

WOMAN_AFTERNOON_TALK_00
Oh. [Player]. I thought I heard someone making a racket outside. So it was you.
If you have that much energy, surely you won't mind letting me experiment with a few spells on you. Right?

WOMAN_AFTERNOON_TALK_01
You came all the way here just to pay your respects to me on the day? Good for you. I'll even give you a compliment!

EVENING_TALK_00
Good evening, [Player]. You're a little late to pay your respects to me today. Hmph!

EVENING_TALK_01
What? Am I ready for the day to be over? What are you talking about? This is when a witch's day has just begun!

Feeling

FEELING_GOOD_TALK_00
[Player]! Perfect timing. I was just looking for a guinea pig for my next experiment! ...What? Not today?
Oh, I guess. If you insist, I'll let you off easy. After all, I'm in a very magnanimous mood today!

FEELING_GOOD_TALK_01
I'm in a great mood today! I feel like I can do anything!

FEELING_TIRED_TALK_00
<SIIIIGH> I really, really feel like giving you a good, hard pinch on those dumb, smiling cheeks of yours.
Do you mind? You'd better not. You're not allowed to say no!

FEELING_TIRED_TALK_01
What? I don't feel like talking to anyone today. Go bother someone else.

MAN_CHANGE_FEELING_GOOD
Looking at your dopey smile has reminded me just how much better off I am. ♪ That's a compliment, of course.

WOMAN_CHANGE_FEELING_GOOD
Looking at your empty-headed mortal smile helped me remember how superior I am. ♪ That's a compliment, of course.

MAN_CHANGE_FEELING_BAD
<SIGH> I feel tired, all of a sudden. You'd better not be sucking away all my energy!

WOMAN_CHANGE_FEELING_BAD
<SIGH> I feel tired, all of a sudden. You'd better not be sucking away all my energy!
You're smiling, and your eyes are glittering. That's exactly how my stupid aunt looks when she's casting a spell on me!

Today

TODAY_SPIRIT_FESTIVAL
[Player], do you know what day today is? Exactly! It's the Spirit Festival, the day when the whooole town pays their respects to ME. ♪
Huh? It's a holiday to show gratitude to spirits, not witches? ...That's close enough.
Aaaaaaanyway! You'd better participate, understand? If you don't, I won't be held responsible for my actions.

TODAY_GAME
The Trilympics start today! I don't think you'll do too well, but you might as well try, anyway. I'll give you a pat on the head after you lose.

TODAY_DRINK
Hmm... What should I bring to the Beverage Bash today? ♪
Hm? Am I participating, too? Not in the town's festival, of course. But me and Dessie and Inari decided to try concocting our own drink.
Now what to bring to make this drink as interesting as possible? Heh heh heh... I can hardly wait!

MAN_TODAY_FRIENDSHIP
Do you have a date for Sealight Night yet? You can be a real space case sometimes, you know. I worry! Don't be a wishy-washy sap. Go out and seize the day!

WOMAN_TODAY_FRIENDSHIP
Do you have a date for Sealight Night yet? You can be a real space case sometimes, you know. I worry. Don't sit around twiddling your thumbs, waiting for someone else to come. Go out and grab who you want!

TODAY_NEW_YEAR
Tonight's the New Year's Festival, isn't it? Boy, a year sure is short. It goes by so fast. Ah, well. See ya next year!

TODAY_FRUIT_FIESTA
Here, [Player]. This is yours. ... What's with that funny look? It's fruit. Today's the Fruit Fiesta, you know.
You're one of my favorite test subjects, you know. I'll give you presents every once in a while!

Map

MAP_LULUKOKO_00
Don't you think my house is the most tastefully decorated house in the whole town? It is, isn't it?

MAP_LULUKOKO_01
I hate it when mortals get all loud and raucous. It's annoying and distracting. The mortals in this town are like that all day long. But for some reason, it never bothers me. It's strange. I can't figure it out, either.

MAP_LULUKOKO_02
This place is a lot like an island town. It reminds me of the little island I used to live on a long time ago. I liked that place.

MAP_LULUKOKO_03
Why does Dessie insist on living in that little spring? She could live in the whole ocean if she wanted. That's what I'd do if I were her.

MAP_THUNDERHEAD
Those are really big clouds over there. When clouds that big form, that means rain might be coming soon.

MAP_NOCTILUCA
What pretty sparkles! It would be neat if froggies could sparkle like that. I like froggies a lot! ♪

MAP_MILKY_WAY
I'm a Witch, so I love it when it's pitch dark outside! The blacker, the better! But you know what? I guess a starry night sky is kind of pretty, too. A brighter night like this isn't all that bad every once in a while.

MAP_COLD_VEGETABLE
Hunh. So this is how you mortals chill your vegetables? You come up with some clever ideas. Not having magic has to be so inconvenient for you.

MAP_GULL
"I'm hungry. I want fish. Where are fish? Somebody give me fish." ...That's what that seagull is saying!

MAP_MY_HOUSE_00
What is it. Do you need something? Oh! You've come to say you'll be my guinea pig, right?

Friendship

Man

MAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_00
I have no intention of being all nicey-nice with mortals. Though I guess I could spare time for you if you want to be my guinea pig for new spells.

MAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_01
You know, [Player]? You actually have a spine. I think I'll have to revise my opinion of you. ...Just a little
In fact, I may even decide to make you my lackey. ♪ You'd better be grateful to me. That's a huge honor for a mortal!

MAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_02
Someday, I'm going to be the greatest Witch ever. And when that day finally comes...
I will make you my number one servant and use you until the day you die. ♪ Remember, I said "servant," not "lackey." Servant! I'll give you a promotion!

MAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_03
I think I'm growing as fond of you as I am of my favorite froggies. That's a really big compliment, you know. Really big! After all, to me, froggies are--
Um! N-Never mind. Don't you think on that too much. Anyway! I'm saying you're a servant who would be hard to replace. Understood?

MAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_04
Witches have powers and abilities different from mortals. That means we're generally hated by mortals, no matter when or where we live. But even if I use magic in front of you, or if I act bossy to you, or even if I say mean things to you, you still come back. There aren't too many mortals as weird as you are. So, er...you see...wh-what I'm trying to say is, uh...You'd better stay my friend for a really long time, understand? And thaaaaat's...an order!

Woman

WOMAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_00
I have no intention of being all nicey-nice with mortals. Though I guess I could spare time for you if you want to be my guinea pig for new spells.

WOMAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_01
You know, [Player]? You actually have a spine. I think I'll have to revise my opinion of you. ...Just a little
In fact, I may even decide to make you my lackey. ♪ You'd better be grateful to me. That's a huge honor for a mortal!

WOMAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_02
Someday, I'm going to be the greatest Witch ever. And when that day finally comes...
I will make you my number one servant and use you until the day you die. ♪ Remember, I said "servant," not "lackey." Servant! I'll give you a promotion!

WOMAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_03
I think I'm growing as fond of you as I am of my favorite froggies. That's a really big compliment, you know. Really big! After all, to me, froggies are--
Um! N-Never mind. Don't you think on that too much. Anyway! I'm saying you're a servant who would be hard to replace. Understood?

WOMAN_FRENDSHIP_CONVERSATION_04
Lately, I've started to think you might make a good Witch yourself. That way, the two of us could be together always. ...Hm? Even if you aren't a Witch, you'll still stay with me?
Oh. Um...Y-Yeah, you will, won't you? You'll stay with me for a long, long, looong time! Promise?

Blessing

MAN_BLESSING_LOVER
Is it true you have a lover now? Hmph! Upstart! Getting one of those before I do. And it's [lover name], too.
Oh, well. Good for you, I guess. The two of you actually make a not-bad couple. Try not to get dumped too soon!

WOMAN_BLESSING_LOVER
Is it true you have a lover now? Hmph! Upstart! Getting one of those before I do. And it's Ludus, too.
h, well. Good for you, I guess. The two of you actually make a not-bad couple. Try not to get dumped too soon!

BLESSING_LOVER_OTHER
Is it true you have a lover now? Huh. I don't know who it is, but try not to get dumped too soon!

MAN_BLESSING_ENGAGEMENT
You two finally got engaged? It's about time! I've been thinking the two of you should just tie the knot and be done with it for a while now.

WOMAN_BLESSING_ENGAGEMENT
You two finally got engaged? It's about time! I've been thinking the two of you should just tie the knot and be done with it for a while now.

BLESSING_ENGAGEMENT_OTHER
Is it true you got engaged? Tell me that sooner, why don't ya?! I was shocked when I heard the news.

BLESSING_ENGAGEMENT_FAMILY
Heh! You have that same dopey expression on your face that Inari always has. Stop it! You only just got engaged, right? It's way too soon for you to start looking like each other. ...Oh, well. At least you look happy. Congrats, [Player].

MAN_BLESSING_MARRIAGE
Well if it isn't the blissfully happy newlywed. You have such a big, dopey grin it's a wonder your face doesn't split in half. Ah well. I went to all the trouble of ringing the bell to bless you, so you had better be happy! Got it?

WOMAN_BLESSING_MARRIAGE
Well if it isn't the blissfully happy newlywed. You have such a big, dopey grin it's a wonder your face doesn't split in half. Ah well. I went to all the trouble of ringing the bell to bless you, so you had better be happy! Got it?

BLESSING_MARRIAGE_OTHER
Well, if it isn't the blissfully happy newlywed. You've got such a big, dopey grin, it's a wonder your face doesn't split in half. Ah, well. I went to all the trouble of ringing the bell to bless you, so you'd better be happy! Got it?

BLESSING_MARRIAGE_FAMILY
Congrats on your marriage, [Player]. You and Inari make a perfect couple. You're both naive and dopey, after all. I mean it. For a while now, I've been thinking you're the only one fit for Inari. Do your best to be happy. Got it?

BLESSING_MARRIAGE_PRESENT
Oh. Right. I have this for you. It's a wedding present, from me.
Hey! What's that funny look for?! No, I didn't get you anything suspicious! It's a normal present! Just hurry up and take it.

BLESSING_MARRIAGE_PRESENT_FAMILY
Oh. Right. I had this for you. It's a wedding present, from me.
Gah! What's with all the tears? Just so you know, I didn't bother to get you anything so nice it's worth crying over.
A-Anyway, just take it already!

MAN_BLESSING_CHILD_BIRTH
You had a child, right? The whole town is talking about it. ...Hunh. So you're a parent now? It still doesn't feel very real to me. You do look a teeny-tiny bit more mature...but that could just be my imagination.

WOMAN_BLESSING_CHILD_BIRTH
You had a child, right? The whole town is talking about it. ...Hunh. So you're a parent now? It still doesn't feel very real to me. You do look a teeny-tiny bit more mature...but that could just be my imagination.

BLESSING_CHILD_BIRTH_OTHER
You had a child, right? The whole town is talking about it. ...Hunh. So you're a parent now?
I guess you do look a teeny-tiny bit more mature...but that could just be my imagination.

BLESSING_CHILD_BIRTH_PRESENT
Anyway, here. You can have this. What do you mean, what is it? It's a gift! Duh.
Now stop it with the silly faces and take it!

MAN_PLAYER_BIRTHDAY_00
Today's your birthday? Just so you know, I didn't bother getting a present for you.
But I guess I might as well offer you birthday wishes, at least. Happy birthday, [Player].

MAN_PLAYER_BIRTHDAY_01
Come to think of it, today is your birthday, isn't it. Happy birthday. So how old are you now? Oh, well. I guess it doesn't matter. Here. I was extra nice and got a present for you. Take it.

WOMAN_PLAYER_BIRTHDAY_00
Today's your birthday? Just so you know, I didn't bother getting a present for you.
But I guess I might as well offer you birthday wishes, at least. Happy birthday, [Player].

WOMAN_PLAYER_BIRTHDAY_01
Come to think of it, today's your birthday, isn't it? Happy birthday. I won't ask how old you are now, though. It isn't polite to ask mortals how old they are. Oh, well. I guess it doesn't matter, anyway. Here. I was extra nice and got a present for you. Take it.

Talk

Talk 0
The house I live in was built by my ancestors. They built it a really, REALLY long time ago, so there are some spots that could use some fixing, but I like it.
I mean, look at this place. Doesn't it seem like the kind of place a witch would live?

Talk 1
One day, I'm going to be the greatest Witch of all time. But to do that, there's someone I've gotta beat first. My aunt. She's mean, clever, tricky, and despicable, but there's no denying she's a super-powerful Witch. Everyone still says she's the greatest Witch ever, but someday I'm gonna beat her and steal that spotlight for myself!

Talk 2
My aunt found out I said bad things about her. When I woke up this morning, I was wrapped up like a burrito in my blankets and hung from the ceiling of my room! I know it was her because she left me a message saying that was punishment for saying bad things when she wasn't around.
How does she find these things out?! Someday, I'm gonna pay her back for that!

Talk 3
Hm? My family? I have relatives that live in a place far, far away. I haven't seen them in years, though. I could probably go see them if I flew by broom, but I told myself I wasn't going to go back until I was the greatest Witch ever.
It wouldn't be impressive enough if I went back sooner, don'tcha think?

Talk 4
How old am I? Geez, you mortals. What does age really matter?

Talk 5
[Player], are you bored? I bet you are. Come play with me! Ooh! We could play tag! ♪ I'll summon a demon to be "it." You run around as hard as you can and try not to get tagged. If it gets you, you'll probably be eaten. But don't worry! I'll pick up your remains for you.
What? You want to play NORMAL tag? But that game is so boring! It needs some extra thrills to make it more exciting.

Talk 6
I only moved to this town because Dessie cried and begged me to. We've known each other for a long time. We used to be neighbors in another town. But then she moved here, and every time I saw her...
She'd be like, "I'm so lonely!" and "I don't think I'll do okay by myself!" She'd fidget and cry and snivel and...and ugh!
Looking at her being so pathetic drove me nuts! So I decided I'd move here too, just to get her to stop. I guess I must have some kind of soft spot for her when she cries. I've got no idea why.

Talk 7
Farm work seems really hard. You have to get up early in the morning and take care of all kinds of things. I could never do that.

Talk 8
Aren't froggies cute? I think they're the best. I even have froggie plushies.

Talk 9
Hm? Can you learn how to use magic, too? No. Mortals can't use magic. Only Witches or deities or other special beings can. Do you bear the blood of Witches or deities? No? Then no matter how hard you try, you can't use magic. Give it a rest.

Talk 10
Peaches are the best. They're sweet and tasty and yummy and can even be used in medicine! There's nothing bad about them!

Talk 11
A Witch's power grows stronger and stronger the later at night it gets.
But by the time it gets really late, it's time to go to bed, so all that extra power is kinda useless.

Talk 12
I have mountains of good points and absolutely no shortcomings. I am the perfect Witch. ♪
Hey! Why are you giving me that funny look?! I'm just spittin' truth!

Talk 13
Ooh, I have the best new spell I want to practice. ♪
Oh. [Player]. Your timing's perfect. Go and get me that--
Hey! Don't you think it's rude to start shaking your head before I even finish my sentence? Ugh! Forget you. I'll do it myself!

Talk 14
...<SIGH>... Why do spicy foods have to exist? I don't see any point to them. They should all just go away. When I become the greatest Witch ever, the first thing I'm going to do is erase all spicy foods from existence!

Talk 15
You again? Don't you have any hobbies? Hm? What are my hobbies? I guess you could say my hobbies are experimenting with magic and collecting froggies.

Talk 16
Come to think of it, I checked out your farm the other day. Why? Wh-What does that matter? It was...on a whim! I did it just 'cause!
I've seen all kinds of farms before, but, boy, yours was unique. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Talk 17
My favorite color? Black. Duh. All Witches love black.

Talk 18
The one who teaches me all my magic is my mother. She's so famous, there isn't a Witch who doesn't know her name. Mother's such an amazing Witch that there's nothing at all she can't do.

Talk 19
Ugh! She's hopeless! Totally, completely hopeless! I'm talking about Dessie. She's been my lackey for a long, long, loooong time now. But still, all she does is mess up! Huh? What'd she do this time? Well, uh...
She messed up. Badly. So badly, I don't think I can say how. Just thinking about it makes me shiver. Really, how could she do that?

Talk 20
Despite what you'd think, out of all of us, Inari's the one who gets the scariest when mad. Huh? Why do I think that? Because I made Inari really mad once.
It was really, REALLY scary. I'm never going to make that mistake again. EVER.

Talk 21
There's a rumor going around Westown saying the deity living in their spring is a "gorgeous, elegant woman."
Ha ha ha! Dessie, "elegant?" Boy, you sure can't trust rumors, can you?

Talk 22
I went looking around to see if I could hear what kind of rumors are being said about me. There were a few, but one of them said-- "A short, black gremlin is living inside of the Ruins."
Who started that rumor?! It's totally different from that one people say about Dessie! A "short, black gremlin?" ME?! That's rude! I'm no gremlin, I'm a grand, powerful Witch! [Player], get out there and fix that rumor into something better. Get moving! Go! Go! Go!

Talk 23
For the first time in forever, I actually messed up a spell. ...<sigh>... I guess I still have a lot to learn.

Talk 24
You know those two priestess twins, right? I think one of them, the one that looks half asleep all the time, might be able to see me. At least, sometimes it feels like our eyes meet. It's weird. Maybe I'm just imagining it.

Talk 25
The other day, those twin priestess girls did a song and dance outside my house.
They were really fun to watch. I wonder if they'll come do that for me again sometime.

Talk 26
Inari and Dessie are a lot alike. They're both softies that aren't very bright. As the only mature, responsible one surrounded by a pair of airheads, I really have my work cut out for me.
What's with that look? Is there something you wanna say to me?!

Talk 27
[Player], are you bored? I know you are! Then come play with me. Right now! This time we can play kick the can. ♪ I'll use my magic to summon a mountain of cans. Then I'll sling them all at you real fast! Your goal is to run around and try not to get hit. Don't worry! I won't sling them so hard that you'll die if you get hit. You'll only break a bone...or three!
What, that's not "kick" the can? Pff! Details, shmetails. If you insist, I'll call it "sling the can" instead. There. Start runnin'!

Talk 28
Not long ago, some kid came up to my house and tried to scribble graffiti on it! Can you believe that? So I punished him. I'd only barely started when he yelled "I'm being cursed!" and ran away. Sheesh.

Talk 29
Huh? What's my name? Don't tell me you can't remember. Did you get a blow to the head or something? Oh, my real name? If I told you that, I'd have to make you my slave for the rest of your natural life. Are you prepared to do that? If not, then don't ask a Witch to tell you her name!

Talk 30
I wonder how Mother is doing...
EEEEK! How long have you been standing there?! Don't eavesdrop on people! It's rude! Besides, I-I'm not lonely or anything. I was just, uh...just thinking about her, that's all...Hey! Stop ruffling my hair!
Don't treat me like a child. I'm gonna be the greatest Witch who ever lived someday. I don't need to be coddled! Why are you smiling at me like that? Stop it. Ugh, being around you really throws me off sometimes.