Mornings are awful, so don't talk so much… Ah, I'm still sleepy…
You're quite robust in the morning. I don't know how to do that myself.
...What? What do you want with me?
Noon
You're always wondering around various places. Just watching you makes me tired.
Why do you talk to me especially? I'm not going to say anything interesting.
What? If you've got business, make it short.
Night
That's enough for today. Is your work finished for the day?
Phew, man I'm tired. Are you going to bed early today? Don't be a night owl and go to bed early!
You have business with me at this time? You just wanted to say "hi"? ......What!? You're so weird.
Friendship Lines
1:...I don't have anything particularly interesting to say. If there's nothing you need, why are you speaking with me?
2:What do I enjoy most in the world? I guess that would be reading books and studying different cultures and histories. But why do you ask?
3:I don't tend to stick around in one town for very long, thanks to my chosen profession. But now that I've been asked to tend the garden at this enormous mansion on a more-or-less permanent basis... I'm thinking perhaps it's time to settle down.
4:What is his deal?! Every single day, if he sees me, he talks to me all politely, like I'm just part of his daily routine. ...Fritz, I mean. I keep telling him not to talk to me, but he does it anyway! It's getting really annoying.
5:You probably shouldn't talk to me. I'm a rather blunt and harsh person, so I'm sure to say something offensive -- if I haven't already! And you...seem to be a really nice person, so I don't want to bring you down. So you should go. Shoo! ...You aren't listening. You're still talking to me! Why am I getting deja vu here...? ...All right, you win! Talk to me all you want. I'll try -- I'll TRY not to say anything offensive to you from here on out, okay?
6:What made me want to be a gardener? Well, that's none of your business, now, is it?! ...Okay, okay! I'll tell you! Just don't give me that pleading look. I just...enjoy it! That's all, really. I'm sorry I don't have a better explanation than that. ...That's why I was dodging the question...
7:You are a stubborn one, you know that? I guess thanks to that, though, we've been able to get to know one another a little better. I don't know what you think of me, but I consider you to be...my best friend, I guess. So I'm counting on you to be best friend-y from now on, <Name>, you hear?!
General
If you are dating someone: So, I hear you're seeing someone now! Is "congratulations" the appropriate thing to say in this situation? Let's just go with, "best wishes."
Locations
Piedmont: I come here to fish sometimes, but I never seem to catch much. Is it just 'cause there's just not much to catch, or am I just... bad at fishing?
Whilst Dating
1:...Do you need something? I don't really feel like talking to you right now.
2:It feels like your attitude toward me has changed over time. If I did something wrong, please just tell me. If you don't, I can't very well make up for it, you know?
3:I'm not used to dating. But...I'm glad to be your boyfriend, _____.
4:Everyone's having so much fun watching how we talk to one another...or, I guess, specifically how I talk to you. Ugh, it's so aggravating! Why do they have to grin so much?!
5:You know what people say about me? They say I'm bad at expressing myself, so I come across sounding all grumpy... ...But you've been telling them I'm not really like that where it counts. Always coming to my defense, aren't you? ...Thanks, _____. I don't think I've ever gotten along so well with everyone before!
6:What? What do I like about you...? Why are you asking that all of a sudden?! I...don't know. I like you because I like you. I don't have to say what I like about you! I like everything about you! Geez!
7:Before I started dating you, I thought I didn't need all that love and relationship nonsense...but it turns out it was the best thing for me. Without you, I'm nothing. You are my everything. I love you with all of my heart, _____.
Gifts
Favorite: This color... Well now, look what we have here! I don't much care for vegetables, but this one's delicious. Thanks!
Loved: This is one of my favorite foods! And you made it for little old me? Thanks!
Liked: Can I really have this? Thank you, <Name>!
General: Is this for me? ...Thanks.
Disliked: Ugh... Uh, I mean, yay! I'll...I'll take it! Since it's a gift and all. Rude to turn down a gift.
Hated: Oh...no... please, take it away! ...What do you mean NO?! Only I can say "no" here! Craaaaaap...
Horror: ...Are you saying I need to eat more vegetables? ...You're so cruel, _____...
Seasons
Where I come from, we don't have winter. So I don't really like the cold.
Rain: Rain? That's troublesome. Rainy days are troubling to work in.
Typhoon: I saw the wind actually blow a bird away earlier. Be careful you don't get swept up yourself!
Festivals
Fishing Tournament
If you won: So you won, eh? Not bad. Where'd you go to catch 'em all? N-not that I care about what you think are good fishing spots. I was just y'know...curious. That's all.