- Main article: Van (SoSFoMT)
- First Meeting: "Good day. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance and my honor to offer a few trifles for sale in this lovely town. I will be showcasing my wares every Wednesday on the second floor of the Inn. I trade in several unique and difficult to find items, so I highly recommend you pay me a visit. I also open a Pet Shop on the 15th of each month in the Plaza. This, of course, excludes months when a festival falls on the 15th. That takes precedence! Now then, I'm afraid I must excuse myself. Goodbye."
- When given Van's Special: "Aha, so you have brought it. Very good. Allow me to show you my most superlative wares."
- You don't have enough money: "....Or so I would say, but it would appear that you presently cannot afford even my least expensive commodity. Pitious indeed. I suppose we'll have to wait until you've saved up a little more. At least 1,000,000G should do."
- "I have a wide variety of rare and luxuriant curios for sale."