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Mornin', (name). You're looking silly as usual! Tee-hee! Hiya, (name)! I'm bored, bored, bored! Isn't there anything cool to do around here...? Welcome, (name). Do something to entertain me, (name)! Huh, a typhoon? Oh yeah! I remember now! I sent you guys one 'cuz I was so bored! Did you like my snow storm yesterday? I kinda wanted to t

00672000  est my skills! Not bad, huh? I didn't cause the earthquake yesterday! The Harvest King did it!!! I never imagined you'd get married! Do something to entertain me, (name)! I'm already bored playing with the teddy bears. There's nothing to do...! Hm... I kinda want to make something... Oh! How about a Black Feather of Misfortune? You're an odd one, (name)... I like that you come to see me, though... Hey, (name), can I try a new spell on you? Come on! Don't be shy! It's intriguing j

00672500  ust watching you, (name)... It's become kind of like a hobby of mine! I get kind of woozy just watching you, (name)... I've never felt this way before... I don't want it at the moment... You can give that to me later. Well, well, well! Thanksgiving, right?! Thank you!!! Okay, you're doing this out of duty. Thanks, I guess. Rainbow Curry! That's my favorite thing in the whole world! Thank you! Ooh, I love this! It's like you can read my mind! Thanks! Is this for me? I'll take

00673000   it, I'll take it!! Thanks! Thanks... What can I do with this...? Oh well, thanks anyway... Don't give me garbage, (name)... I guess I can use it in one of my spells, though... A PEACH?! I HATE those! They make even an even-tempered girl like ME get mad! Grrr... Rainbow curry for my birthday?! Thank you so much! Ah, a birthday present! How old am I? I think around 100,000 years old...? Is this for me? Ah, it's not... What a tease. Ick! Get it away from me! ...Hm... Why

00673500  don't we go back to your place, (name)? Marriage? Give me some time to think about it... About a hundred years or so? What do YOU want?! Good morning, (name)... Good morning, my pet! Ahh!! You're so clueless!! Cooking? Oh, just eat whatever you find. It's all the same in your stomach. Married life isn't bad. Nothing's like it. Is there anything to do? I'm soooo bored... It's bed time, isn't it? *yawn*... So sleepy... Good work today, (name)! Work hard tomorrow, too, dear! Ye

00674000  sterday's typhoon was something, huh? I caused it! Was it fun? The snow was nice yesterday! I might have gone a little overboard, though... Grrr! I hate earthquakes! The Harvest King must be harassing me! So I'm pregnant, huh? I've never been pregnant before... It's my first time. I wonder what it feels like to be a mother. It hasn't quite hit me yet... Oof... Having a baby inside slows me down a bit... *phew*... I'm expecting tomorrow, so stay home. I thought our baby

00674500   would be more unusual, but it's just normal and cute. Oh well...  (child name) was sucking on my cape... And I'd just finished washing it... *sigh* The baby's finally settling down. At last! Raising a child can be such a pain! Just leave me alone! Aw, shoot! You just made me forget a formula for a potion! Married life can be boring sometimes... *sigh* Cleaning up the house can be SO tedious... I'm going to use my magic from now on... Don't talk to the Harvest Goddess right now! W

00675000  e're in a bit of a spat at the moment. I never thought I'd get married, but I'm glad I did! I'm having a great time! It's nice being married! I've been single for a long, long, long, time... I came here because the bears must be lonely. Hahahaha. Hmm...No thanks. I don't want it. Give it to me later... Spring Thanksgiving Festival? Already, huh? Thanks. Wow! Rainbow curry! You really do love me, don't you, (name)? Thanks! I really love this! You know me so well! Wow,

00675500  thanks for thinking of me! Uh... Thanks... Um... I don't really want it, but I'll accept it out of pity... Um, I don't like this... I don't like this at all... Don't you know me by now? Argh! You know I HATE peaches! I should turn you into a toad for giving that to me! Rainbow curry on my birthday! Only my husband could understand me like this! Thanks. I actually forgot about my birthday! It seems very useful for many different things. I don't want this, so toss it ov

00676000  er there. *yawn* Hello, (name). Is it still morning? I don't like waking up until the afternoon... What's up? Too much time on your hands? If you're not busy, you could always be my guinea pig. Tee-hee... *yawn* So sleepy... Did you need something, (name)? You should go to bed soon... Or did you come to have me practice my magic on you...? Yesterday's typhoon? Oh, that was the result of a failed spell of mine! Sorry...! Yesterday's snow was a bit much, wasn't it? I used the@

00676500  nwrong spell! Sorry! The Harvest King!!! He caused the earthquake! Grrr, he KNOWS how I hate them so! Ah... So bored... (name)! Entertain me! What's the Harvest Goddess doing? Should I go annoy her? I think I should... Sheesh! The Harvest Goddess gave me a lecture again! Tell her to knock it off, (name)! It's too bad you're not as pretty as me, (name)... Good luck with that! Did you come to see me, (name)! I'm so happy! I made all the teddy bears in this room! I'm pretty good, huh?

00677000  You might be the best friend I've ever had in my life, (name)! Ah, marriage, huh? I'm a bit envious of you humans... No thanks... That's all right... I don't need anything else today. Rainbow Curry? It's my favorite! Thank you, (name)... Oh, this is one of my favorites! I can always use more of these... Thanks! Oh, perfect! I was just thinking about how I wanted this! Thanks... Oh, this... Uh, maybe I can use it for something...? Hm? Are you holding a grudge against me? R

00677500  emember who I am...! A PEACH?! I HATE those! They make even an even-tempered girl like ME get mad! Grrr... Ah, rainbow curry! My favorite! And on my birthday, no less! Thanks, (name)! Huh? Today's my birthday? I completely forgot! Thanks, though, (name)! Looks delicious...! Oh, uh, I mean, it looks cute...! Don't bring that thing any closer to me! I'll use my magic on it! You're getting married...? Wow... Good morning, (name)! Today's the so-called Harvest Goddess Festival, right?

00678000   Let's go and play a trick on her! Let me know as soon as you're ready to go! How was your day? Did you finish your work? Well then, let's go out! What are you doing, (name)? I'm waiting. .Oh no. Look what time it is already!@w@pYou made us miss a chance to to annoy the Harvest Goddess! What a hideous statue! They should have one of me instead. I'm way better looking. Okay... She should be somewhere in the meadow... Let me know if you find her! Oh no, (name)!@w@pI couldn't find

00678500   the Harvest Goddess anywhere. Where was she hiding? I'll find you next year, Harvest Goddess!!! Hello. I'll come in, (name). I made you a gift! Isn't that sooo nice and generous of me? I was trying a new spell for making chocolate, and made too much. So have some! Giving gifts is kinda fun! I can't wait for the next Thanksgiving! Oh, you're already asleep. I'll just put your Thanksgiving gift in your rucksack, then. Hey! Your rucksack is full! Try to be a little more org

00679000  anized next time! I've been looking forward to seeing the fireworks together with you, (name)! Hmmm... It's pretty, but it's less exciting than I expected... What huge fireworks! This is how a real fireworks show should be! They were all so pretty... Well, it's about time to go home now... How was your day, (name)? Here's some sweets I made for the Pumpkin Festival! Eat them!!! Eat them!!! I made sweets for the Pumpkin Festival with  (child name). Not bad, huh? Let's have them together

00679500  . Why are you so quiet? Hey, let's eat. I made so much! But of course! Would you expect anything less from me? Of course, what we made cannot be bad. That's impossible! Hello, (name)! I summoned a feast for the Starry Night Festival. And I'm hungry, so let's eat! You're finally home!  (child name) and I are tired of waiting for you! Tonight's the Starry Night Festival, so let's eat! Hey, (name), it's too early to go to bed. Let's go for a walk. This is nice, right? I bet the Harvest

00680000   Goddess wishes she had such a great husband! You hear me, Harvest Goddess?! I'm super happy! And you're probably not! Ha ha ha! Hey, (name). I hear people talking about this Starry Night Festival thing.@w@pI'll go with you if you you really want to go. Well, prepare a good dinner for me! I'll be here at 6:00 p.m. tomorrow. What?! You're rejecting my invitation?! Expect to feel my wrath! Hey, (name)! I'm heeeeere! I've been looking forward to this! You cooked me a wonderful feas

00680500  t, right? What? Your dining table is empty!@w@pI know you're busy farming and stuff, but that's hardly an excuse for disappointing me! Oh well.  I suppose this is easy enough to fix... With MAGIC!@w@p?K?Ê?Ô?G?Á?Å?Ñ?Ð... ?K?Ê?Ô?G?Á?Å?Ñ?Ð... ?K?Ê?Ô?G?Á?Å?Ñ?Ð... There we go! Doesn't that smell delicious? I'm amazing! Let's eat! Then we can go watch the stars! Hey there, (name). So...I have some questions for you, if you don't mind... Think of them as the WPQs... The Witch Prin

00681000  cess' Questions! You WILL answer them, right? I'm being silly... Of course you'll answer them! Okay, here they come! So, first one: Do you think the Harvest Goddess is pretty? Don't be coy with me. Is she pretty or not? All right, next question: Do you think the Harvest Goddess has good fashion sense? Do you think she's powerful? All right. Last question: Do you like the Harvest Goddess? You passed my test! You have quite a bit of potential, (name)!@w@pIf you need any he

00681500  lp, come to me. Forget about the Harvest Goddess, okay? So that's how it is... I guess I misjudged you, (name)... Come see me whenever you want! Hmph... Why don't you go talk to the Harvest Goddess? Hmm...@w@pAh, what to do, what to do...? Ah! Hi, (name)! What perfect timing!!! These shelves are too cluttered! I can't find anything anymore! I need to tidy up, but I could use some help... Of course, you're going to help me, right, (name)? Good boy, (name)! Now, memorize the order

00682000   of these colors.@w@pYou'd better not make any mistakes on this! I'm serious! Okay, here's the order: White, blue,@w@ppurple,@w@pOh, wait, red comes before purple!@w@pSo, memorize this! It shouldn't be too hard! Hmm... I'll gather all the herbs over here...@w@pNow, tell me the order of the colors! Ah, good boy! You remembered! You seem to take commands very well! Oh, nothing... You're just reliable, is what I mean. I could always use some help, so it's good you were able to

00682500   remember my instructions. If I need some help again, I can count on you, right? Uh-oh... I TOLD you to memorize the order, (name)! Can't you follow simple instructions?! These herbs are a bit... explosive if they're not placed in the correct order. THAT'S why I told you to memorize the order, silly! ...All right then. Why don't you go home and hit the sack? I'll let you know when I need help again, (name). I guess I can forgive you... You're only a human, after all... You

00683000  had a chance to help me, but didn't. Get out before I do something you'll regret. Hmm... I've got some more questions for (name)... Ah, you're already here. Good. I'm going to ask you some more questions, (name). Answer them completely honestly. Remember, I can tell if you're lying...! All right, first question... Were you nervous when you entered my house the first time? Do you think that I'm deceiving? Do you think I'm scary? Okay, last question... What do you think of me?

00683500   Ah, good! I guess it was just my imagination! You do seem quite loyal...@w@pHm? Oh, nothing. Just thinking aloud. Ah, oh yes... do you want to have some lizard cake? Eat as much as you like! Hmm... So that's how it is... Yes, it's all perfectly clear. Get out. Now. It's great that you're such a loyal friend, (name)! Leave now, or I'll turn you into a lizard!  Or a dog! Or worse... Grrr! I had a dream about the Harvest Goddess making fun of me again!@w@pHow come she shows u

00684000  p even in my dreams? Stupid Harvest Goddess!!! (name), will you come with me to the Harvest Goddess' spring?@w@pOf course you will! Okay, follow me! Harvest Goddess, let's decide this once and for all. Come out! Now!!! Hmph. Your confidence won't last long. You showed up in my dream, and because of that, I had SUCH a bad morning!!! (name) is on MY side in this! You're so delusional it makes my blood boil! Are you afraid?! You've been avoiding me long enough! The battle is on!

00684500   Here I come! Let us begin... the staring contest! ......... ......... Hey, are you cheating? OH! I am NOT using my magic, you liar! In any case, this battle is going nowhere. You've finally said something that makes sense, Harvest Goddess! Now, (name), state CLEARLY whose side you are on! Oh, forget it. If you can't decide, you can't decide, you know? You don't need to be frightened. I'm not angry. Let's go home now... ...Because next time, I'll make (name) decide ins

00685000  tantly! Oh, nothing... Let's go now... Hey! Hold on! Just where do you think you're going?! What?! You want me to use my powers to HELP somebody?!@w@pWhy would I want to do THAT?! Ah shoot. Are you two just going to get all mopey now? Mopey people are booooring!@w@pI'll tell you what. I'll help you out this one time. Just don't tell anybody, or else! That's all you've got to say?! Sheesh, how about a "thank you," at least? ?R?Ê?Å?V?Î?Æ?Ç... ?R?Ê?Å?V?Î?Æ?Ç... ?R?Ê?Å?V?Î?Æ?

00685500  Ç... Hmmm... Boy, looking into the past is sorta tricky... Here we go! I see two parents with a kid, packing to leave the island... They take their eyes off the kid, and he wanders into the jungle...They look for him... They look for days, but they can't find him! The last boat is leaving! They have to go. Okay, okay! They look...like you, I guess. A pretty good- looking couple, I must say.@w@pThey're farmers. They're strong, and they're both really nice. How boring! Whew

00686000  . Glad I could help. ...Err...don't tell anyone I said that. I've got a reputation to keep. Ah, I love rainy days... They're so damp and comfortable! Hey, (name). It's so nice of you to visit me on a day like this! Well, what would you like to do with me today? Ah, I know! I could turn you into a frog and chase you around in the rain!@w@pOh! Or I could put your soul into a teddy bear, and then we could play hide-and-seek! Either one seems fun! Which would you like to do, (name)

00686500  ? Well why did you, come here in the first place, then?! What? You don't like the rain? You want me to use my powers to make it sunny? How rude! Get out now! Ha ha ha! You thought I was serious, (name)???@w@pOh, come on! I wouldn't do something like that to you!@w@pAlthough, it's good to know that you'd go that far for me... Just talking with you is fun. Tell me an interesting story, (name). You'd better not tell anyone I helped you, or...well, bad things will happen to you!

00687000  ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?Ê?Á... ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?Ê?Á... ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?Ê?Á... Argh, how come this isn't working?! This MUST be the spell... Oh, (name). Excuse me, but I'm a bit busy right now... Ah, got it! I was missing a key ingredient!@w@p(name), I have a small favor to ask of you... Ah, wait! Aw, shoot. That's the spirit! Now, all you have to do is stand here. That's all! There, now I have all the items I need for this to work perfectly!@w@pAll right! Here we go! ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?Ê?Á... ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?

00687500  Ê?Á... ?K?Å?Í?@?Ï?Ê?Á... Did it work...? What happened, (name)? Th-That's not possible... A-Are you, (name)? I meant to put a servant spirit inside the bear, but instead, YOU went inside!@w@pHmm... What to do, what to do? ?Á?Ê?Ï?@?Í?Å?K... ?Á?Ê?Ï?@?Í?Å?K... ?Á?Ê?Ï?@?Í?Å?K... Phew! You returned to your body. I'm sorry, (name). I just wanted to play with a teddy bear... I sure didn't expect THAT to happen... Oh, you forgive me? That's so nice of you, (name)! I wonder what wen

00688000  t wrong? I guess I'll have to do more research. Oh, hello, (name).@w@pI'm about to go off to collect some herbs. Why don't you come with me? All right! Let's go, then! Among ordinary grass, you can find blue-colored herbs. Collect them for me! Look, (name)! Right there at your feet! It's right there, silly! Just by your right foot, (name)... Ah... I forgot. you're a human, (name) Since I see you so often, I forget sometimes... Humans can't see this particular herb. It's okay. I'l

00688500  l come back for the herbs next time. You can go home, (name)! Human and witches are different, huh?@w@pHmm... This gives me an idea of some experiments I'd like to try... Hey, (name)! Let me in! I've just discovered an amazing new spell! So I'm going to do you a favor! ?B?Ñ?Á?T?È?Ï?Ç... ?B?Ñ?Á?T?È?Ï?Ç... ?B?Ñ?Á?T?È?Ï?Ç...! You're my first guinea pig! Lucky you! No, no need to thank me.@w@pDon't worry! You'll love it. It'll give you super strength for a short time. You wouldn't

00689000  believe how much other people complain when I cast spells on them... Well then, how do you feel? Oh...you're angry? Why? That spell is awesome! I didn't know you'd be such a grouch, (name). Refusing to talk is just childish. ...Wait a second...@w@pYou're not talking because you...can't? Is that right?! Oops! Hmm... I need to go home and work on this... See you later! ...Maybe. I figured it out! I'm amazing, right? Here. This should undo that spell... ?K?Ë?Á?P?Ê?Ñ?Ð... ?K

00689500  ?Ë?Á?P?Ê?Ñ?Ð... ?K?Ë?Á?P?Ê?Ñ?Ð... Ahh, that should do it. How do you feel, (name)? What's wrong? Aren't you impressed that I fixed the spell so quickly? Hey, there's no reason to be such a grouch about it. Like you've never made a mistake!@w@pIf you're going to be in a bad mood, I'll just go home. Ah! What should I do?! What should I do?! What should I do?! This has never happened before... Oh, what went wrong?! (name)! Come here! Hurry! Well, you may not believe it, but...@w

00690000  @pI can't use my magic anymore! I was bored, so I tried to clean my room. I cast a spell, but...@w@pit didn't work!!! What a disaster... A witch without magic is not a witch at all! Are you trying to console me? Why, thank you very much. ...Huh? Did my spell work? But how...? Oh, I accidentally cast a summoning spell for a Cleaning Sprite!@w@pThe Sprite appeared, but I couldn't see him, so I thought my spell didn't work! Sorry for making you worry!@w@pOh well, everyone

00690500  makes mistakes sometimes. Even witches! It's nice that you were concerned about me, though. Thank you, (name)! Are you going to give me something, (name)? If you'd made me wait more, I could have cast a spell on you.@w@pIt is a big crime to steal this Witch Princess' heart. I guess YOU put a spell on ME this time, (name)! I accept! I'm flattered, (name)!@w@pYou just could not resist my charms, could you? Of course I accept! I would love to be married to you... I've never heard of a h

00691000  uman marrying a witch before... Maybe it could work, though. I'm a bit worried, but it should be okay, right, (name)?@w@pLet's give it a shot! Well, now we have to have a wedding ceremony, don't we? Where? At my place, of couse! One of my teddy bears can be our priest! Why? I'm a different kind of girl, so I need a different kind of wedding! Let's have the ceremony a week from now. Ohhh, I can't wait! Give me just a second! ?M?¿?Ë?`?Ï?Ð?É... ?M?¿?Ë?`?Ï?Ð?É... ?M?¿?Ë?`?Ï?Ð

00691500  ?É... Okay, I'm ready! Come here, (name)! Hahahaha! I TOLD you one of my teddy bears would be our priest, silly boy! Upon my name as a witch, I do. Oh, is everybody celebrating for us? I'm flattered! Thank you all! Do you hear that, (name)? Wedding bells! Now that we're married, I feel like a whole new person. Do you want a nickname? What do you want to be called? (name), huh? I'll probably...no, I'll definitely forget it by tomorrow! Ah, I feel sick. I think I'm even too sick

00692000  to make myself medicine... Oh... Make the pain stop... Owww... Th-thanks. I can't believe it! Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy about it! My baby will have AMAZING powers!!! Don't worry. In case of an emergency, I'd just use my powers! Just don't worry! You're a good human. There need to be more like you in this world. Argh...! I had no idea that it would be painful...! Oh, it's finally over with.... This baby deserves the best name!@w@p(name), what do you think is a

00692500   good name?  (child name)? Ooh, I like it! Now  (child name) has joined our family...@w@pHmmm... There are so many things that I can teach this baby. I can't wait! Hey! Where have you been,  (child name)?!@w@pI was worried sick! Well, I guess I did fall asleep while you were napping... Next time, wake me up if you want to go out, okay? You went out to go find Daddy, didn't you,  (child name)?@w@pI'll get mad if you go out again without telling me, though. Do you understand? It's been like this since this morning.

00693000   Our baby only wants Daddy today. So, (name), can you take us out somewhere? Excellent! Are you happy now,  (child name)? So, where are you taking us? Why do you want to go there? We should go to the ocean instead... See, our child wants to go to the ocean!!!@w@pWell, let's head out! Ah, the ocean is the best! I'm glad that you didn't suggest the woods!@w@pWell, let's go at once! Huh? You can't go out with us?  (child name), let's leave Daddy and do something fun together. If you want, I c

00693500  an conjure up a cookie house. What do you say? Your work is waiting for you, right? Just go now. Please don't go too far! It's been a long time since we all relaxed like this.@w@pThank you for today. Our child is so happy, and so am I. Yes, we're coming. How was your day? You finished today's work, right? Do you know what day it is today? It's an important day. You must remember. Yes! Let's celebrate properly because it's a special anniversary. I got you a gift as w

00694000  ell. What a good wife I am! Yuck! Are you saying that seriously?! You're terrible, (name)! Not done? Well hurry up and finish! And no, I WON'T help you with my magic! Hurry up! Sheesh, you move like a snail! Would you like me to turn you into one? Hmm, you have too many items. That's why I can't give you a gift... Tidy up. Do you know what day it is today? This is such an easy question. How did you forget your own birthday? Have you been drinking my potions? And here I we

00694500  nt to all the trouble of remembering. What a waste. What are you talking about?  (child name)'s birthday isn't today!@w@pYou forgot your own birthday! What's wrong with you?! You should go to bed. Bingo! Happy birthday! I've been practicing a spell to celebrate! (name), I conjured up the most delicious birthday cake. Let's eat! Yeah! We have the same birthday, so you'd better not forget! That's a weird coincidence, isn't it, (name)? Spooooky. To celebrate, I conjured up the most delicio

00695000  us birthday cake. Let's eat! You know what day it is today, right? It's the most important day of the year! Our wedding anniversary?! It's my birthday!!! How could you forget my birthday?! That's right! It's my birthday today! That's right! And you remembered to give me a gift, too! I'm so happy! It's so nice to have someone to celebrate a birthday with. Oh, thank you for saying that, my smart child! I conjured up the most delicious birthday cake! You can have some of

00695500   it, too! Hmmm... How should I punish you for forgetting about my birthday...? You know what day is, right? You shouldn't even need to think about it! What?! It's  (child name)'s birthday, you idiot!!! Oh, so  (child name) and I have the same birthday now, do we?! You remembered! I conjured up a birthday cake to celebrate! So, let's dig in! Trust me, this cake is PERFECT!@w@pAnyway, let's celebrate! To our glorious progeny! You remembered! You didn't waste the cake I conjured up with my ma

00696000  gical power! I can't wait any longer! Let's eat it!! Whew. That's enough boring outdoors! Time to go home! Phew, finally back... Home sweet home! Hello, bears! You look like you're in a good mood. Now entertain me! Who's there?! And who might you be? Hmph! Who am I, you ask? You mean, you don't know?! Why, I'm the most famous witch in the world! The Witch Princess herself! Now, to find out who YOU are. No, don't bother telling. I'll just use my power... ?K?Ô?Ò?A?Î?Å

00696500  ?Ç... ?K?Ô?Ò?A?Î?Å?Ç... ?K?Ô?Ò?A?Î?Å?Ç... Ah-ha! Your name is (name)! I see you live at the ranch! How do I know? I used my magical power. MY MAGICAL POWER! Amazing stuff, isn't it?! Ha ha! You're quite an interesting one!@w@pYou know what? I like you! You can come here whenever you want! Yes, you are QUITE interesting... I'm sure we'll get along fine! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 10! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for

00697000  now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 10! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 100! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 100! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The nu

00697500  mber of items you've thrown away has reached 200! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 200! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 400! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 4

00698000  00! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 600! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 600! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 800! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I,

00698500  you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 800! Congratulations!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 1,000! Congratulations!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! The number of items you've thrown away has reached 1,000! Congratulations!@w@pYou've dropped so many items! I'm impressed! Bye for

00699000   now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 5 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 5 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 10 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 10 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've p

00699500  oisoned the stew 15 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 15 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 20 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 20 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 25 times n

00700000  ow!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 25 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 30 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 30 times now!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 35 times now!@w@pWho am I, you say? I

00700500  t's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've poisoned the stew 35 times now!@w@pYou've poisoned the stew so many times! I am impressed! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 50 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 50 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 100 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you

00701000   say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 100 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 150 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 150 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 200 pitfalls in the mine!@

00701500  w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 200 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 250 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 250 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 300 pitfall

00702000  s in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 300 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou should feel honored to be congratulated by me! Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 350 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pWho am I, you say? It's a secret, for now... Bye...! Ding-dong! You've now fallen into 350 pitfalls in the mine!@w@pYou've fallen so much! I hope you haven't hurt yourself!@w@p.cActually, I kind of enjoy watching y

00702500  ou fall... Bye for now...! Ding-dong! You've given me 10 gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 100 gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 200 gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 400 gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 600 gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 800

00703000   gifts now!@w@pThanks! I love getting gifts from you! Ding-dong! You've given me 1,000 gifts now!@w@pIt should be a crime to adore me this much!@w@pWhat am I saying? It should be a crime to NOT adore me this much! Tee-hee! Hey! No passing out in my house! I've got enough junk lying around already. You sure you like that name? So, what name do you think would be good?